Laughter is the best medicine


Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

~Benjamin Franklin


Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.

~Pigpen, Out Cold


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

~Henny Youngman


Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I’ll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice… or bong.

~Rick Rambis, Out Cold


Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?

~Homer Simpson