The original oral history
Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
Do not wait for your ship to come in – swim out to it.
May the roof above us never fall in.
And may the friends gathered below it never fall out.
Mind your yard leaving everyone else’s yard alone.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
When the apple is ripe, it will fall.
Holy Mother, take the harm of the years away from you.
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